The sky is falling!
Oh way, nope, it’s just Mercury in retrograde!
If you have a rudimentary understanding of horoscopes, you
know that retrogrades are usually dreaded.
In the world of astrology, a retrograde means that a planet appears to
be going backwards – it really isn’t, but its movement gives that look – because it is in said position,
energies of said planet tend to get a little on the wonky side. In this case the offending planet is Mercury
which governs, among other things, communication. Unlike the Saturn retro, which laid the wood
to our thought patterns, habits, and lifestyles in an effort to get us to take
a long, hard look at life and Pluto; which likes to makes us get our act
together from the ground up (and in some cases, force us to dig a hole to lay a
new foundation), Mercury’s four retrogrades a year affect mostly mundane things
which, left unattended or to chance, can blow up into huge headaches. All the stones, cleansing, Epsom salts and
oils won’t stop Mercury from doing its job.
With all that doom and gloom spoken, it’s easy to get
seriously down on this little guy near the Sun.
After all, Mercury retros are the time when data breaches happen, comm
failures with cell phones and the internet are widespread, contracts and
agreements are either incomplete or broken, and people simply say cross or
errant things they otherwise wouldn’t.
The question we must ask ourselves is this – what is Merc really trying to achieve during a retrograde? I have an idea based on what my guides are
telling me this evening, and it may surprise you. Of course, bear in mind an idea IS an opinion, and not always what suits you - follow your own heart and soul as needed.
The idea is quite simple – slow the hell down and be
mindful.
In our rush-rush, round the clock, on-demand world, Mercury’s
retrograde is a quasi-forced vacation for our conscious mind. We can’t stop Merc from doing the backstep,
so let’s look at what we can do to minimize the low-vibe stuff and amp up the
high-vibe:
Don’t fight it. A Mercury retrograde is actually one of the
best times of the year to take a step back and really assess. If you are in the midst of a contract
negotiation, this is the time to take a break, look over the numbers and
clauses and check, recheck, and check one more time. Mercury forces accountability in all
communication, and a retrograde is when rushed communication often results in
mixed messages or foul ups. If you are
about to get on your lover for a poorly worded message, take a step back and
ask yourself how you would feel if they did the same to you. Anything Mercury governs take a deep breath,
slow down, and pay special attention to.
Breathe. Yes, everyone says “deep breath, deep breath”
to the point we want to take these apparent Jupiter-infused wannabe
Sagittarians, pulled them on their own bowstring, and launch them up Capricorn’s
hiney. (Please forgive the astrological humor...chances are it was way off). This is the problem – they have a point. A Mercury
retrograde is the chance needed to catch our breath, step back, look at what’s
going on with what we say, how we say, and what our intended-versus-received
meaning is. This is “the time” to
practice thinking before speaking. If
your motto is “hashtag zero filter,” rent one.
Ground out. Grounding during any retrograde is important,
but Mercury’s retros can get pretty annoying, especially when it’s in either
Gemini or Virgo. These particular
retrogrades make an ordinary Mercury backstep feel like your falling a
proverbial cliff. Anything which
ordinarily happens is amplified a bit more than normal based on what that sign
governs, but there’s an endgame. By
grounding out, you connect with the Earth and, since Mercury is going through
an earth sign at the moment (Virgo), the effects and lessons learned will be
more intense in a beneficial way.
Exercise Patience: This is the time
where you need to be diligent, careful, cautious and, above all, bite your
damned tongues! You want to get a good
job, take someone’s advice and follow it to the letter. You want to figure out a solution to your
problems, sit back and let the solution come to you. Barreling ahead during a Mercury retrograde,
especially one in a sign it rules, is like driving a new car on an unpaved road
at 70 miles an hour. Sure, you’ll get it
done and have fun doing it, but you’re gonna bang shit up and void your
warranty. Patience, young padawan,
patience.
Now, onto the subject of how Mercury is going to affect
relationships (because who isn’t caring about if they can have the person of
their dreams?) This is the time for
reconnection, but not necessarily romance.
Don’t break out the Adele songs or the sappy love notes during this time
– odds are they will not be received very well, if at all. This is a time to look at practical matters –
supporting an old friend in a job interview, providing advice for a family
member who you haven’t talked to in ages, or revisiting a project you put on
hold for whatever reason. This is the
time where revisiting, reassessment and reconnection is good, mostly because it
allows us to measure where we’ve come from and where we are going. Above all, avoid major contract decisions
with a loved one, such as a lease, home or major purchase – contracts get
FUBARed during this time.
Now, a word about Virgo here. The Virgin tends to get a bum rap as it is –
prudish, cautious, and plodding. What most
people don’t know about Virgo is that, being the female sign in the zodiac, she’s
got a bit of “bitch” to her. This comes
out during a retrograde, and Mercury’s retrograde takes that bitch and adds
about ten tons of “slap” to it. Here’s
the funny party – this is a good thing! Think about it; if Virgo is the sign of
order, neatness, and service, then a Mars retrograde in Virgo means we are
going to make sure everything is in order in our lives, all our communication
is nice and neat, and we are serving ourselves better in order to serve
others. Otherwise, Virgo is gonna break
out her wheat stalks and start flailing at us in a serious way and, anyone who’s
ever been slapped with wheat knows, that stuff can leave a serious welt! Virgo knows what she’s doing, so let her do
her job with Mercury’s retrograde. You
might be surprised how much you learn.
Now that that’s out of the way, a quick word about the
retrograde as far as love goes and, of course, the soulmate search for
many. This is the time to look at
yourself, and who you are. Holding yourself
to a higher standard, not allowing anyone to walk all over you, and what you
are willing to accept is part of this retrograde’s mission. This isn’t just about performance, it’s about
standards. Are we holding ourselves to
too high a standard, not high enough, or just right. Mercury’s retro into Virgo forces a serious
fine tune of our relationships so we are looking past our ego, our hurts and
slights, and realize that, in the end, everyone teaches us a lesson, no matter
how painful it is. Unrequited love
teaches us to see what equal love is; abusive patterns teach us what we must refuse
to accept; and communication snafus teach us how to be tender and forgiving for
the most mundane foul ups. That’s the
beauty of Virgo – she points out the flaws in the plan, but also serves to show
the way to fix it and prevent future occurrences. She finds the narrow way out.
That’s all for now.
Have a great week, be mindful and keep the faith and discernment
flowing.



